Joke Blog III

2009-03-15T06:04:00.001-07:00

Let's hear a nice song by Lacus Clyne!:D

2009-03-13T07:30:00.001-07:00

Blog moved to www.london-chocoroll.blogspot.com :D

2008-12-05T06:29:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-05T06:24:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-05T06:22:00.000-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
here's another!

2008-12-04T23:44:00.000-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:42:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:41:00.002-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:41:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:40:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:37:00.000-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:36:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:35:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-12-03T04:34:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2008-11-29T22:54:00.001-08:00

that's cute

2008-11-27T04:48:00.003-08:00

great editing!

2008-11-27T04:48:00.001-08:00

2008-11-21T04:22:00.001-08:00

awww sweet cat..

2008-11-21T04:21:00.001-08:00

watch the mama panda react when her baby sneezes

2008-11-21T04:18:00.000-08:00

amazing talking dogs..especially the last part!

2008-11-11T06:02:00.000-08:00

this is maroon 5's makes me wonder,search the lyrics if you don't know.

below is chris,who makes a recite out of it.funny

here's one on "sexy cats"

2008-11-10T22:08:00.001-08:00

sing along during you're beautiful

2008-11-09T00:00:00.001-08:00

2008-11-08T05:51:00.000-08:00

Yoe're beautiful-Parody

This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.

2008-11-05T21:26:00.001-08:00

2008-11-04T21:13:00.001-08:00

cutest bird

2008-11-02T01:42:00.000-07:00

ok i must really blog this happening.It's really memorable.
I'm not gonna name the people involved.so i'll give substitutes.

The past,Moon
The current,Sun
The replica,Earth

Ok so it's over between Moon and I i believe?Saw that Moon's replica,Earth,went to 3e3.Cool.Then i dreamt of Moon,Sun,and Earth all at once.I was on an escalator,with Earth beside me.Then Moon was just behind us.Earth suddenly use her arm and,cuffed my shoulder and pulled me close,sticking together.Then i told Earth we're spiting Moon,she said who cares.O__O Went on the platform with that same position,and i kept my eyes on Earth.Took the MRT with the exact position,and met Sun.Currently,I like the Sun a lot,because of all the happiness she has brought me.Moon has already disappeared.Then I was puzzled,why did Sun come to the MRT when she should be with her parents in Japan?She said "I came back 2 days earlier."She saw me with Earth,and leaked tears.Her hair had gold strands by then.I tried to talk her around to leaving,but she turned away,crying.Went back to Earth,and she forced me into the same position.

Woke up after this,and it is probably the most vivid dream I have recalled in all my years.I hurted Moon,I've hurted Sun.Then the way Earth treated me,my mind was all in a whirl.I liked Sun a lot,but it's like...I've imprinted on Earth or something.(i know i'm lame)But things should not have been like this in the dream had the Sun not neglected me.O__O I'll have to wait till next year,and see if this dream will really tell the truth.Till then...

2008-10-28T21:19:00.001-07:00

funniest!

2008-10-28T21:12:00.002-07:00

magic!

2008-10-28T21:12:00.001-07:00

2008-10-26T00:25:00.001-07:00

2008-10-22T07:01:00.000-07:00

well this is an adventure on the class blog,teased joel to the very edge.click on the image on look at the tagboard!

2008-10-20T07:06:00.001-07:00

our group's CME video

2008-10-17T05:05:00.000-07:00

Unfindable 8!
Look at hao qun's head,and see how long joel and jabez take to notice them i'm videoing them..

Right basically,went world of jj again. 0__0 not many people to duel,so went to find this guy with a weird beatdown synchro deck.Won 5-3 with Lightsworn Synchro,now i love Ehren!Non stop bouncing of opponent's monsters into their deck.So after he lost,got pretty fed up and discussed with his other nerd from whom i bought the mirror force from,how to improve his deck.After which i saw this guy's album,and he had Honest! :@ offered 20,but he said he'd reconsider..LOL so there's another fat kid,who nudged me and said "You want honest?what rarity?how much you offer?" i supposed he overheard my previous offer,so i said 30.SOLD Now,my LS deck is complete! >:D aiming for 3 charge of light brigades now.cya

2008-10-15T07:42:00.000-07:00

cheerios!

also,i'd like you guys to look at the formal shot,and see who is beside kean wai :D

2008-10-13T05:33:00.000-07:00

jinghui,i managed to steal your pictures,wasn't hard!

2008-10-11T07:35:00.001-07:00

this is backstreet boy's Incomplete,not funny,but lyrics below,and something funnier too.i advise to listen to this song first,it makes understanding the joke below easier :D
Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you, within me I can find no rest
Where I'm going is anybody's guess

Chorus:
I try to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is, incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby, my baby
It's written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

Chorus:
I try to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is, incomplete

Bridge:
I don't mean to drag it on
But I can't seem to let you go
I don't wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go..........

Chorus:
I try to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you what I'm going to be is,incomplete...

Incomplete....

now here's the funnier one,no lyrics,so i have to listen and type them out for you guys :)

Voices in your head tell me this should end
you've gone crazy if you think it can go on
have you lost it?
has your mind gone mad?
stupid,selfish
just wanna smack you so you wake

i want to love you like a baby seal
just wake up,i wanna smack you till you see
i pay for your legs to be broken
cause dunno

you're crazy....

excuses ???
(i don't really know after this)any info greatly appreciated :)

2008-10-11T07:26:00.001-07:00

look at the kung fu master play a piano

2008-10-11T07:12:00.001-07:00

some guy edited the video again =.="

2008-10-11T07:02:00.001-07:00

some guy made a parody about mr bean and rihanna,final product.look at his faces!

2008-10-11T06:59:00.000-07:00

you need to have a decent level of intelligence and some knowledge in politics to understand the joke.Tina Fey as sarah palin

2008-10-10T04:36:00.000-07:00

Ok went to simei today,to world of jj and looked for some opponents O__O
fought the same guy as before,teleDaD,but this time i won more than i lost ^__^ so i'm here to post a few babies.

This is stardust dragon! :D helped me loads in the duel got one from this weird guy in 2n2 and another from collector's tin.
got lucky with bryan and er "tio" 2 ultra rare judgment dragons!

there was this nerd at world of jj who was selling this card for 22 dollars to another duelist,but i offered 25 and stole the deal instead >:D

the one on the left is Malicious which i bought from keith for 10,and the right one is a korean destiny draw O__O!at first it was offered for 12 dollars to this hai sing guy at world of jj,but i offered 15 and stole another deal! >:DD

er stop dueling at 1.30,went to ajisen with rongming and waited bella for 30 minutes...cool huh?to think she was a top student.... XD

2008-10-09T06:40:00.001-07:00

2008-10-09T05:26:00.000-07:00

they took a documentary of adolf hitler,gave it subs,and it turned out into a ERP complain.funny!

there are other versions of this video,find it youtube :D

2008-10-06T06:32:00.000-07:00

Unfindable 6

anyway,it was a clear sunday morning,i was lying on my bed,until a jerky nerd called lionel messaged me while i was reading breaking dawn.here goes the following conversation.

Lionel:Eh ws you there?

Me:Yes why?O.O

Lionel:Did you post a video of me on the internet

Me:should be.why?

Lionel:Apparently i found it on youtube,you freaking nigga (lol)

Me:lol!what series was it?hscs unfindable video #?

Lionel:No wait,what's the name of the video you posted.

Me:all the class videos are named hscs unfindables.i thought you found it?

Lionel:oh wad i found was something then the most embarassing thing...then the url had my email.

Lionel:though i hadn't watch the video on youtube yet.

Lionel:apparently my friend gave me a URL,leading to the title of the video was the embarassing thingy,the youtube url had my email i think.

me:0.o is it on youtube?

Lionel:wads your youtube user?

Me:ritualize

Lionel:do you have other users?you sure?(what's his problem =.=")

Me:only that one.why ask?

Lionel:wads the most embarassing thing you took of me?

Me:you digging your nose (i was lying to him about this one XD)

Lionel:Yea right

Me:you didn't notice when i took you

Lionel:nigga i wan the truth (lol!)

Lionel:and when was that?

Me:around august i think

Lionel:whatever..

Me:(no comments)

Lionel:kidding only right nb (narbae)

Me:seriously believe it or not it's up to you munjen (i called him that because he called me a nigga first! >:O)if i'm lying george bush is my father.

Lionel:george chew?bush wee shin?kidding

Me:alright then i'll upload it on youtube and post it on my blog after EOY,and make sure everyone sees it,including rongming.

Lionel:Kidding lah jb (jibai)(wow he's really something)

Me:never mind,i don't wanna waste time persuading white stubborn rongming loving geeky munjens (that's because he called me jb and nb!)

END~

2008-09-27T02:07:00.000-07:00

heard before this stupid song,viva la vida?madtv made it better below,viva la cheata

Gosh, I sure ruined my world
When I cheated with that filmmaker girl

But she took a shine to me
'Cause I look like Jack from Three's Company!

I shouldn't have taken that chance
To throw a democratic party in my pants
I wish that I could wash this affair
Like like conditioner from my silky hair!

My career is now in the crapper
I've lost support of most of my backers

Because they all think what I did's immoral
But what if I said it was only oral?

I know you all think that I made a laddie
But I swear that I ain't the daddy
That is my story
I will even take a test on Maury!

Clinton had the fat kid with the beret
That cigar was a foul tactic

Thomas Jefferson had a black chick!
Don't get me started on Richard Nixon
There's no telling where that tricky dick's bee
Honest Abe was into man lovin'

And Franklin Roosevelt married his cousin!

It's gonna be okay
I might still be President someday
Someday!
President someday!

2008-09-26T21:15:00.001-07:00

touching song,nice lyrics,awesome voice.

A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me

The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls
When it's all said and done
It gets hard but it wont take away my love

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me

2008-09-20T06:47:00.001-07:00

This kid is all grown up and goes to college. In the meantime he still keeps in touch with his dad.

Every week his dad receives 3 page letters on how he is doing and making new friends. At the end of some of the letters he requests his dad to send him some money to get food and fun money. So the dad does it.

A couple months go by and the letters are getting shorter. And instead of every other letter requesting money, the kid is requesting the dad to send him money every letter. The letters aren't as detailed and looked rushed. The dad still decides to send a little bit of money to help his kid out with college.

The dad finally receives a letter that just says:

"No mun, no fun, your son."

This completely upset the father. So he wrote back to his kid:

"Too bad, so sad, your dad."

2008-09-20T06:45:00.001-07:00

A woman goes to a pet shop to buy a guard dog.
The clerk tells her, "Buy this poodle, it knows karate!"
"That's impossible!" she says.
"No, watch!"
So he brings the poddle and the lady out back.
"OK, poodle," he says, "Karate that board!"
And the poodle chops the board in two!
The woman is shocked.
"Alright, poodle, Karate that brick!"
And the poodle smashes the brick with it's karate.
"Wow," says the woman, "That's amazing! I'll take it!"
So she brings the poodle home to show her husband.
He gets upset.
"I let you buy us a guard dog and you bring home a poodle?" he says.
"But it knows karate!" she says.
So he says, "Karate my arse!"

2008-09-20T03:30:00.000-07:00

OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja.

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

2008-09-20T03:11:00.001-07:00

amazing 10 year old singer.see how high his voice can go!

2008-09-19T22:29:00.001-07:00

the pictures are too big,so i gave URLs instead.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF029.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF030.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF032.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF051.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF052.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF055.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF056.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF087.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF093.jpg

2008-09-19T05:07:00.003-07:00

first it went like this,

and went like that

followed was this,

and it ended up this way.
go back to 1)

it became like this,

and it might all end like that.

2008-09-19T05:07:00.002-07:00

Best of Piano hits.

Turkish March by Mozart.

Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

Canon In D by Pachebel

Musician - Yumi Mitora Kusakurin

2008-09-19T05:07:00.001-07:00

this time we focus on samuel lim,and his vulgarities.

2008-09-19T05:07:00.000-07:00

SHEDDING LIGHT:D.GRAYMAN

As you know,there are many animes,some of which are really good,and some are ridiculous.I'll be sharing D.grayman with you guys. :O It's really a good anime,and it's one of the top 5 viewed animes.It's full of mystery and suspense unlike Vampire Knight which is mostly about romance which is lame.Instead of having handsome hunks and pretty girls,D.grayman is not superficial and goes for style instead.It's really good,just the first episode got me hooked.This anime is better to watch than mediocre japanese movies.Here are some characters.

Main Character:Here's Allen Walker,who's born with a weapon arm.He has a huge history back behind him.Although his appearance might not look cool now,in later episodes he grows cool hairstyle and becomes more charming.

This is Lenalee,the prettiest girl in the bunch of exorcists :D She shares a close relation with her brother,komui san.In the later episodes,her hair got burnt short by a fight with a Lvl 3 Akuma.Nevertheless,it's still the same old Lenalee :)

Tall,skinny,fast,agile heartless look.Yup,it's Kanda Yu.His weapon,Mugen,cuts through *anything*.I kinda like his attitude as he seldom talks and has a cool appearance.AWESOME!

Lavi.Nothing much to say as he isn't really er awesome.

Komui San!Lenalee's big brother,and he's mad about science.In the early episodes,he gets very funny with his eccentric behavior.But in the later episodes,things get serious and he gets this unfeeling look.O__O

Finally,Cross Marian.He's one of the 5 generals of the Exorcists Headquarters,and also the most powerful.His weapon is a unique pistol called Judgement and coicidently,he is allen walker's mentor.

There are many more characters and watch them all!

2008-09-17T07:13:00.001-07:00

Right guys,on friday,prepare yourselves for a massive update!
+new pictures of hot boys in class (this section appeals to jinghui)
+new videos!
+some new rumours

keep your eyes peeled until they bleed,volturi comes! ;D

P.S.Does anyone know where to get electrical parts?Eg.Buzzers,nichrome wire,copper track.I wanna make something that FLAMES! >=D

2008-09-17T06:58:00.000-07:00

1. The 1st person who tag/pass you is?Isabella Swan :D
2. Your relationship with him/her?best friend
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?can't think of any other than birthday.
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?wait..can't remember O__O!!!
6. If he/she become your lover, you will?*sighs* stupid surveys.ENSLAVE HER IN A LIFE FULL OF EQUATIONS AND CALCULATIONS.
7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?her bad points.
8. If he/she became my enemy, you will?er er er...wait we're already enemies XD
9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?argue
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?hmm...
11. Your overall impression of him/her is?VERY tactful,knows how to make people guilty,hardworking,smart O__O,kind and understanding.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?ask them,not me O__O
13. The characters you love of yourself are?hoho wide range of skills ;D
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?jealousy
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?hmm..fairy tale characters would be fake,so I'll pick Adam Levine.
16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.SCRAM!No kidding.Well er..have a nice day

17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how they feel about you.;
1)Samuel Gan(impossible)
2)bella
3)bryan chan (impossible)
4)Lionel yee (impossible)
5)Zhi xiong
6)rungmeeng
7)jeslyn(impossible)
8)miki
9)hao qun
10)aeron
Who is no.6 having a relationship with?;
maybe with 4.*EXCUSE ME!*
19. Is no.9 a male or female?
wow coincidence.well neither!
20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
nah,someone nearby will be heartbroken :D
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
*sighs* starts ticking subjects off a long list.
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
hours ago
23. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
how do i know?
24. Does no. 1 has any siblings?
small brother.
25. Will you woo no.3?
definitely not.It says "Reserved-Lim Li Yi"
26. How abt no.7?
ah?!if i said yes would i be a flirt O__O
27. Is no.4 Single?
maybe not.
28. What is the surname of no.5?
lamb
29. What's the hobby of no.10?
stalking girls whose name starts with M
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
no.9 is harassing no.5 in a unthinkable way ;D
31. Where is no.2 studying at?
All Study High School
32. Talk something casually about no. 1
Fair.
33. Where does no.9 live at?
hmm..tampines
34. What colour does no. 4 like?
any colour rongming likes.
35. Are no.5 and no.1 best friend?
friends.
36. Does no.1 have any pets?
a black labrador
37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
O__O
38. What is no. 6 doing now?
talking to no.4 i guess XD

2008-09-13T04:41:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to this blog on making the 100th post!Next milestone: 150 posts,so keep visiting and tagging or this blog=dead!
To celebrate,i've uploaded another video to youtube!^___^ here it is!BTW,at least 5 different people tag to acknowledge this celebrations or the next post will not come!
I've changed the blogskin,song to give the blog a whole new look.

Happy Mooncake Festival all!

2008-09-07T02:52:00.000-07:00

heard of you're beautiful by james sharp(blunt)? XD
Weird Al made a joke about it too.lyrics below.

My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

2008-09-07T02:46:00.000-07:00

listened to Backstreet Boys-I want it way?Weird Al Yankovic made a parody of it.bottom are the lyrics.
yeaaaaaa.
We are on fire we have desires but one is that way,
one backstreet boy is gay.
but we dont want to be mean since now hes a queen,
don't ask please which backstreet boy is gay.

Tell me who: Aint sayin that it's AJ,
Tell me who:Aint sayin that it's Howie,
Tell me who: i never wanna hear you say,
which backstreet boy is gay.

Now i can see him he's in women clothes,
but he dont need an I.U.D yeeeeaaaaaa,
he likes village people hes playin croquet,
his dog a peakin meeeeeeeeeeee.

he is on fire,
his back perspiresssss.
wont say,wont say,wont say: whoss gay.
He's always sayin aint nofin but a butt ache,
aint nofin but a fruit cake,
i never wanna hear u say,
which one of us is gay.

Tell me who:aint sayin that its bryan
Tell me who:aint sayin if ur kevin
Tell me who:He's makin up a suffle,
Which backstreet boy is gay.

O.K we're alllll gay!!!!!!

2008-09-07T02:12:00.001-07:00

twilight movie parody.very funny if you've watched the real one!

2008-09-07T01:35:00.001-07:00

2008-09-03T22:24:00.001-07:00

bowling mistakes.

2008-09-03T22:18:00.001-07:00

Brand New Nitendo Wii

2008-08-30T00:54:00.001-07:00

Took during the trip on teacher's day celebration to Tampines Sport's Hall

2008-08-30T00:31:00.000-07:00

001. What's the connection between you and the last person that called you?
Bella.best friends.

002. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Seldom

003. What happened at 10.00am today?
Using computer

004. When did you last cry?
Long ago

005. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
bread

006. What do you want in your life right now?
Basically the fundamental things

007. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
Umbrella

008. What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Myself

009. What bottom are you wearing now?
Black pants.

010. Whats the nicest text in your inbox say?
Happy Birthday?

011. Do you tend to make a relationships complicated?
Maybe O__O

012. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Crazy.

013. What was the last movie you caught?
Kung Fu Panda(because Dark Knight and other jap movies like Code Blue are simply ridi-)

014. What are you proud of?
Achievements.

015. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
My throat hurts.I'm afraid i'll lose my voice tomorrow

016. What was the last song you sang out loud?
O__O?

017. Do you have any nicknames?
Shin-Kun

018. What does your last received text message say? Who was it from?
From the look of it,i think you'll probably get highest!Seriously! o.o my conversation with mrs.adris was about 8 minutes i think.Which is so short!Plus my picture is so difficult,how can i possibly be higher than you?-bella =.="

019. What time did you go to bed last night?
11 plus

020. Are you currently happy?
Yes

021. Who gives you best advice?
Families,and few friends

022. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
I've never touched that thing before.

023. Who did you talk on phone last night?
Keith

024. Is anything bugging you right now?
yes,one stupid !@#$^&*() person.

025. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
youtube

026. Do you wear toe socks?
no

027. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
bella

028. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
not exactly broken,but just sad ;D

029. What annoys you most in a person?
saying things which no one cares to listen.

030. Do you have a crush on anyone?
yes =.="

031. Have you ever done cocaine?
YES!!! XD

032. What is the colour of your room?
light blue

033. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?
crazy.

034. Do you believed in the saying "talk in cheap"?
o__o maybe,maybe not

035. Who was the last person to lay in your bed?
myself.

036. Who was the last person to hug you?
very long ago..unless you count a virtual hug O__O

037. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
=.="

038. Do you have a life?
Quite

039. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't?
yes

040. What is the reason behind your profile song?
lyrics.

041. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
her.

042. Last time you smiled?
few minutes ago

043. Have you changed this year?
yes

044. What are you listening to right now?
typing of my keys.

045. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
yes.bella again =.="

046. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
who walks with eyes closed?

047. Is there a quote you live by?
changes as i go along.but if it is a must,then i would say "Victory!"

048. Do you want someone you can't have?
yes.

049. Have you ever played an instrument?
yes =.="

050. What was the worst idea you've had in week?
none

051. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?
sleeping

052. Are you happy with your love life right now?
neutral.sometimes no

053. What song describe your love life?
Makes me wonder and Relient K-Which to bury,us or the hatchet.

054. Does the person know that you like him/her?
nah

055. Who always make you laughs?
Friends, family, the TV!!!

056. Do you speak other language other than English?
Chinese,teochew,a minute amount of malay.

057. Are you blond?
no.I'm Azn. ;D

058. What your middle name?
wee

059. What are you doing tomorrow?
napping,using computer or play TT

060. What do you think you are like?
someone in a story.

061. Who will you choose to die with?
nah..won't drag someone else along.

062.Where have you been today?
house and park.

063. What game do you play often?
CS 1.6

064. Who are you missing right now?
Someone.

065. If you've to choose between friends & love, who will you choose?
difficult.see what kinda friends.

066. What are you doing right now?
breathing and typing out this answer

067. Which primary school are you from?
poi ching

068. Name 3 colours that you like.
black white silver

069. What emotion you like to show?
laughter

070. What is life to you?
enjoyable and challenging

071. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
express it thought personal message.

072. Who did you last chat in msn today?
bella

073. Who do you admire the most?
plenty of people.

074. Which month are you born in?
july-month of the great

075. How are you feeling right now?
neutral

076. What is the time now?
3.44

077. Where are you now?
at home.

078. What colour did you use to dye hair?
i don't dye hair.Because only Ah bengs abd uncouth people dye hair :)

079. Why are you doing this test?
bored.

080. What do you do when you're moody?
listen to music,sms or chat.

081. At which age you wish to get marry?
crazy

082. Who is more important to you? Boyfriend or friends?
i'm not gay.

083. Do you think you have enough confident?
not in a bit.

084. Who is the person you trust the most?
family and close friends.(not all)

085. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
for all the needs of people to be given.

086. What is your goal for this year?
Get good results and get into a good stream.

087. Do you believe in eternity love?
no one knows the future.

088. What feeling do you love most?
loads

089. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
yes.i hate people who damage the environment just to earn big bucks.

090. What feeling you hate the most?
jealousy.

091. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
some are negligible,some aren't.

092. Do you believe in God?
Buddhist here.

093. Who cares for you the most?
my family members, my close friends.

094. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
everything that I have now.

095. What'll you bring when you fight?
i talk about them with my mouth.is that counted?

096. What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
A lot of things.

097. What would you feel that no one no longer cares for you?
very sad, depressed.

098. What if your stead two-timed you?
break up and find a new one if possible.

099. How old are you?
14.

100. How's life?
fun and challenging like i said.

2008-08-29T07:46:00.001-07:00

Lol this blog is nearing 100 posts!9 more and this blog is history ._.

Anyway,for those who didn't enjoy the teacher's day video,here it is.Although it is 126 mb originally,i converted it to FLV and reduced it to 21mb.

2008-08-29T05:40:00.000-07:00

1. The 1st person who tag/pass you is?
Ans:Lol Bella
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Ans: Best friends.
Your five impression of him/her?
Ans: kind
Funny
sleeps late!
seldom tactless ;D
thoughtful?O__O
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
Ans: birthday i think.
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you
Ans: hmm can't remember
6. If he/she become your lover, you will?
Ans: !!!best friends,not lovers
7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
Ans: basically her weak points
8. If he/she became my enemy, you will?
Ans: Be victorious!
9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?
Ans: She keeps saying things that I dun wanna hear XD
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is/
Ans: Sensitive question..this one is stupid
11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
Ans: Yamapi and DBSK are the best bands out there.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
Ans: a bit of good,a bit of bad.
13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Ans: Humourous
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
Ans: Shyness
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Ans: maybe Hossan Leong
16. For people who care and like you, say something to them?
Ans: Well if i don't happen to notice you,then I'm sorry.For those whom i notice,thank you.
17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how they feel about you.;
1 Lionel
2.Yang
3.Bella
4.Melissa
5.Jeremy
6.Samuel Lim
7.Samuel Gan
8.Joel =.="
9.Jabez
10.Me
18.Who is no.6 having a relationship with
Ans: most likely Ting-Ting
19. Is no.9 a male or female?
Ans:Male
20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
Ans: Definitely not.
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
Ans: How to win Shirley's heart.
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
Ans: Last time huh...i think it was seconds ago?
23. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
Ans: Songs that sound nice to him.
24. Does no. 1 has any siblings?
Ans: I think so.
25. Will you woo no.3?
Ans: wow =.=" again,best friends.
26. How abt no.7?
Ans: I'm not gay
27. Is no.4 Single?\
Ans: I think so.
28. What is the surname of no.5?
Ans: Woon
29. What's the hobby of no.10?
Ans: Table tennis.
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
Ans: Seldom Talk
31. Where is no.2 studying at?
Ans:Hai Sing Catholic
32. Talk something casually about no. 1?
Ans: He camps.
33. Where does no.9 live at?
Ans: Kembangan
34. What colour does no. 4 like?
Ans: purple
35. Are no.5 and no.1 best friend?
Ans: should be
36. Does no.1 have any pets?
Ans: not sure
37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
Ans: Crazy question.
38. What is no. 6 doing now?
Ans: playing dota most probably.

2008-08-27T07:40:00.001-07:00

this one is really funny if you know all the household items!

2008-08-27T07:35:00.001-07:00

2008-08-27T07:32:00.001-07:00

olympics matrix

2008-08-27T07:28:00.001-07:00

lol terminator 3!

2008-08-27T06:13:00.000-07:00

Boring!Can't seem to have the mood to post any more funny stuffs.Because something happen once,and again and again!Never ending talking idiot!But only Bryan knows why ;D

Blah blah this,blah blah that.Hearing it over and over again makes me sick.

Gonna update on friday anyway,look out for class videos!

2008-08-26T06:35:00.000-07:00

Recently found my thumbdrive,so gonna post some stupid flash i made lol

http://www.swfupload.com/view/116309.htm

2008-08-24T02:52:00.001-07:00

short but hilarious!

2008-08-22T22:46:00.001-07:00

real life mario made by a school!

2008-08-22T22:38:00.000-07:00

the handle of the glass door falls off,and the fat guy thinks of a prank.

2008-08-22T04:59:00.000-07:00

a new video of hai sing 2e5!XD

2008-08-21T06:46:00.001-07:00

2008-08-19T05:16:00.000-07:00

Lol as you guys have noticed,there are fewer posts these days.But be ready!On this friday,I'll upload some funny videos of 2e5 and post them here XD so wait anticipated.

P.S. Tag more,if not i'm going to make the impression that no one comes to this blog and I'll close it ;D

2008-08-17T01:24:00.000-07:00

How fast do you react?Try this test

Prank provided by: PrankSpace.com

2008-08-17T01:22:00.000-07:00

This is a very funny website i know.Try it out!i got most of my jokes there ;D

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

2008-08-14T23:42:00.000-07:00

2008-08-13T06:05:00.001-07:00

Some of you may have heard this.

WHAT DO U CALL......A SMALL SINGH - SINGLET
A SINGH WHO ENTERTAINS - AMUSING
A SINGH MALE MODEL - POSING
A SINGH JOHN TRAVOLTA - DANCING
A SINGH WHO IS A DRUNK - YUM-SENG
A SINGH WHO IS A GANSTER - SUM-SENG
A SINGH WHO WALKS ON A TIGHT ROPE - BALANCING
A SINGH WHO IS LOST - MISSING
A SINGH WHO LIKES TO SING AT CAMPFIRES - SING-A-LONG
A SINGH WHO IS NOISY - BEE-SING
AN ANGRY SINGH AT A ROAD JUNCTION - CROSSING
A SINGH WHO LIKES HERBS - GIN-SINGH
A SINGH WHO IS IN A TOLIET - PISSING
A SINGH WHO IS HAPPY - REJOICING
A SINGH BASKETBALL PLAYER - BOUNCING
A SINGH PHARMACIST - DISPENSING
A STUBBORN SINGH - REFUSING
A FASTIDIOUS SINGH - FUSSING
A SINGH WHO CELEBRATES MOTHERS' DAY - AMAJIT SINGH
A SINGH WHO IS COMING TOMORROW - MARJIT SINGH
THE STUDY OF SINGHS - BAI-YEE-OLOGY
THE STUDY OF SMALL SINGHS - MICRO BAI-YEE-OLOGY
THE SINGHS' FAVOURITE SINGER - BARRY MANILOW (because he wrote the song that made the whole world SINGH)
A LADY SINGH POSING IN PLAYBOY'S CENTREFOLD - BOR CHENG KAUR
A PRONOGRAPHIC LADY SINGH - HARD KAUR
A SINGH WHO LIVES HALFWAY BETWEEN SINGAPORE AND KUANTAN - MERSING
A TWO WHEELER TRANSPORTATION FOR A SINGH - BAI-YEE CYCLE
A SINGH WHO GOES SWIMMING EVERY MORNING - KULDIP SINGH (Cool Dip)
THE LAST SINGH ON EARTH - JASWANT SINGH (Just One)
SINGH WHOSE MOTHER WAS IN LABOUR FOR 3 DAYS or THE SINGH WHO COMES

2008-08-13T06:04:00.001-07:00

A normal infantry logistics officer paid a visit to commando camp. Walking past the parade square, he saw a group of commandos trying to stand on top of one another, with a measuring tape. He asked them what they were doing and they told him they were trying to measure the flag pole.

After watching them try and fail countless number of times, the logistics officer suggested: Why don't you just remove the screws at the bottom, lower down the flag pole to horizontal position and measure it!

The commandos thought for a while, and then said: What kind of suggestion is that? We are measuring the height, not the lenght!

2008-08-13T06:03:00.001-07:00

This isn't one joke i made,but nevertheless.

Phua Chu Kang with his 1234567890

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9
back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and
say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2
him but I dont know what he 1".

2008-08-10T22:53:00.001-07:00

Who will you vote for america?rather funny if you know madtv

2008-08-10T03:58:00.001-07:00

remember those guys who made RK house pork?They made a sequel to it,poking fun at a kopi man

2008-08-09T00:57:00.000-07:00

very vulgar,but funny!

2008-08-08T05:16:00.000-07:00

notice that Ms.Khoo likes to wear a pink ribbon at her tyre.This picture is dedicated to her~

HOW TO BE A MS.KHOO:

Lesson 1:Wear a pink ribbon at your hips.*duh*

Lesson 2.Eat lots of pork and oil.

Lesson 3.Wear an "M" size shirt instead of "XXL" to cover up your actual weight.

Lesson 4.Here are some lines you can pick up be a perfect Ms.Khoo

1.2E5,I'm not talking to the wall,How come i only hear the chairman responding?

2.2E5,I don't think I'm teaching Sec 2s you know.Or should i say,primary school students.

3.Are you ready?Stil want to continue talking?Ok lor!~

4.Joshua!Squat!

5.Carry my tray later! or You're my official tray-bearer.

6.2E5,the chances of an appeal to succeed is very slim,(unlike me)or should i say,N-I-L

7.2E5,don't think you can rely on my maths to get you into a pure science class.

8.2E5,if you don't get a good grade for your sciences,you can kiss goodbye to my A maths.

9.Don't come crying to me at the end of the year saying "i should have done this i should have done that"I will just tell you I'm sorry blah blah blah

10.Your results speak for themselves!How are you going to face your parents if they ask me about your results???

2008-08-08T05:12:00.000-07:00

this one is lamer.

2008-08-08T05:10:00.000-07:00

rather lame.

2008-08-05T06:28:00.001-07:00

old but still a bit amusing!

2008-08-05T05:32:00.001-07:00

A lame poem about Mas Selamat i found on the net.

He said he
Want to poot-poot
Instead he
Quickly cabut
They thought he
Went to berak
But now he
Oh, alamak!
Probably
Is in Perak
What to do?
Our boys in blue
Boo hoo hoo
So damn malu!

2008-08-05T05:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=27

very amusing comic!

2008-08-04T03:48:00.000-07:00

I know this blog has been inactivate for several months,but i suddenly felt the need to update this frequently.(New feature,once a week sure got update 1 time =.=")

2008-07-18T20:53:00.001-07:00

A video taken during music rehearsal.Do comment and give a 5-star!LOL

2008-05-26T19:49:00.000-07:00

Catch IronMan now!

2008-05-26T01:33:00.000-07:00

Be sure to catch all the series of Mad Tv!It's hilarious.