A woman goes to a pet shop to buy a guard dog.
The clerk tells her, "Buy this poodle, it knows karate!"
"That's impossible!" she says.
"No, watch!"
So he brings the poddle and the lady out back.
"OK, poodle," he says, "Karate that board!"
And the poodle chops the board in two!
The woman is shocked.
"Alright, poodle, Karate that brick!"
And the poodle smashes the brick with it's karate.
"Wow," says the woman, "That's amazing! I'll take it!"
So she brings the poodle home to show her husband.
He gets upset.
"I let you buy us a guard dog and you bring home a poodle?" he says.
"But it knows karate!" she says.
So he says, "Karate my arse!"

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