heard before this stupid song,viva la vida?madtv made it better below,viva la cheata


Gosh, I sure ruined my world
When I cheated with that filmmaker girl

But she took a shine to me
'Cause I look like Jack from Three's Company!

I shouldn't have taken that chance
To throw a democratic party in my pants
I wish that I could wash this affair
Like like conditioner from my silky hair!

My career is now in the crapper
I've lost support of most of my backers

Because they all think what I did's immoral
But what if I said it was only oral?

I know you all think that I made a laddie
But I swear that I ain't the daddy
That is my story
I will even take a test on Maury!

Clinton had the fat kid with the beret
That cigar was a foul tactic

Thomas Jefferson had a black chick!
Don't get me started on Richard Nixon
There's no telling where that tricky dick's bee
Honest Abe was into man lovin'



And Franklin Roosevelt married his cousin!

It's gonna be okay
I might still be President someday
Someday!
President someday!

touching song,nice lyrics,awesome voice.

A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me

The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls
When it's all said and done
It gets hard but it wont take away my love

I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me

This kid is all grown up and goes to college. In the meantime he still keeps in touch with his dad.

Every week his dad receives 3 page letters on how he is doing and making new friends. At the end of some of the letters he requests his dad to send him some money to get food and fun money. So the dad does it.

A couple months go by and the letters are getting shorter. And instead of every other letter requesting money, the kid is requesting the dad to send him money every letter. The letters aren't as detailed and looked rushed. The dad still decides to send a little bit of money to help his kid out with college.

The dad finally receives a letter that just says:

"No mun, no fun, your son."

This completely upset the father. So he wrote back to his kid:

"Too bad, so sad, your dad."

A woman goes to a pet shop to buy a guard dog.
The clerk tells her, "Buy this poodle, it knows karate!"
"That's impossible!" she says.
"No, watch!"
So he brings the poddle and the lady out back.
"OK, poodle," he says, "Karate that board!"
And the poodle chops the board in two!
The woman is shocked.
"Alright, poodle, Karate that brick!"
And the poodle smashes the brick with it's karate.
"Wow," says the woman, "That's amazing! I'll take it!"
So she brings the poodle home to show her husband.
He gets upset.
"I let you buy us a guard dog and you bring home a poodle?" he says.
"But it knows karate!" she says.
So he says, "Karate my arse!"

OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!



Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja.

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!



Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

amazing 10 year old singer.see how high his voice can go!

the pictures are too big,so i gave URLs instead.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/crucio299/TAKEOFF029.jpg
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first it went like this,

and went like that

followed was this,

and it ended up this way.
go back to 1)

it became like this,

and it might all end like that.

Best of Piano hits.


Turkish March by Mozart.


Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven


Canon In D by Pachebel


Musician - Yumi Mitora Kusakurin

this time we focus on samuel lim,and his vulgarities.

SHEDDING LIGHT:D.GRAYMAN

As you know,there are many animes,some of which are really good,and some are ridiculous.I'll be sharing D.grayman with you guys. :O It's really a good anime,and it's one of the top 5 viewed animes.It's full of mystery and suspense unlike Vampire Knight which is mostly about romance which is lame.Instead of having handsome hunks and pretty girls,D.grayman is not superficial and goes for style instead.It's really good,just the first episode got me hooked.This anime is better to watch than mediocre japanese movies.Here are some characters.


Main Character:Here's Allen Walker,who's born with a weapon arm.He has a huge history back behind him.Although his appearance might not look cool now,in later episodes he grows cool hairstyle and becomes more charming.


This is Lenalee,the prettiest girl in the bunch of exorcists :D She shares a close relation with her brother,komui san.In the later episodes,her hair got burnt short by a fight with a Lvl 3 Akuma.Nevertheless,it's still the same old Lenalee :)


Tall,skinny,fast,agile heartless look.Yup,it's Kanda Yu.His weapon,Mugen,cuts through *anything*.I kinda like his attitude as he seldom talks and has a cool appearance.AWESOME!


Lavi.Nothing much to say as he isn't really er awesome.


Komui San!Lenalee's big brother,and he's mad about science.In the early episodes,he gets very funny with his eccentric behavior.But in the later episodes,things get serious and he gets this unfeeling look.O__O


Finally,Cross Marian.He's one of the 5 generals of the Exorcists Headquarters,and also the most powerful.His weapon is a unique pistol called Judgement and coicidently,he is allen walker's mentor.

There are many more characters and watch them all!

Right guys,on friday,prepare yourselves for a massive update!
+new pictures of hot boys in class (this section appeals to jinghui)
+new videos!
+some new rumours

keep your eyes peeled until they bleed,volturi comes! ;D

P.S.Does anyone know where to get electrical parts?Eg.Buzzers,nichrome wire,copper track.I wanna make something that FLAMES! >=D

1. The 1st person who tag/pass you is?Isabella Swan :D
2. Your relationship with him/her?best friend
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?can't think of any other than birthday.
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?wait..can't remember O__O!!!
6. If he/she become your lover, you will?*sighs* stupid surveys.ENSLAVE HER IN A LIFE FULL OF EQUATIONS AND CALCULATIONS.
7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?her bad points.
8. If he/she became my enemy, you will?er er er...wait we're already enemies XD
9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?argue
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?hmm...
11. Your overall impression of him/her is?VERY tactful,knows how to make people guilty,hardworking,smart O__O,kind and understanding.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?ask them,not me O__O
13. The characters you love of yourself are?hoho wide range of skills ;D
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?jealousy
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?hmm..fairy tale characters would be fake,so I'll pick Adam Levine.
16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.SCRAM!No kidding.Well er..have a nice day

17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how they feel about you.;
1)Samuel Gan(impossible)
2)bella
3)bryan chan (impossible)
4)Lionel yee (impossible)
5)Zhi xiong
6)rungmeeng
7)jeslyn(impossible)
8)miki
9)hao qun
10)aeron
Who is no.6 having a relationship with?;
maybe with 4.*EXCUSE ME!*
19. Is no.9 a male or female?
wow coincidence.well neither!
20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
nah,someone nearby will be heartbroken :D
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
*sighs* starts ticking subjects off a long list.
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
hours ago
23. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
how do i know?
24. Does no. 1 has any siblings?
small brother.
25. Will you woo no.3?
definitely not.It says "Reserved-Lim Li Yi"
26. How abt no.7?
ah?!if i said yes would i be a flirt O__O
27. Is no.4 Single?
maybe not.
28. What is the surname of no.5?
lamb
29. What's the hobby of no.10?
stalking girls whose name starts with M
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
no.9 is harassing no.5 in a unthinkable way ;D
31. Where is no.2 studying at?
All Study High School
32. Talk something casually about no. 1
Fair.
33. Where does no.9 live at?
hmm..tampines
34. What colour does no. 4 like?
any colour rongming likes.
35. Are no.5 and no.1 best friend?
friends.
36. Does no.1 have any pets?
a black labrador
37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
O__O
38. What is no. 6 doing now?
talking to no.4 i guess XD

Congratulations to this blog on making the 100th post!Next milestone: 150 posts,so keep visiting and tagging or this blog=dead!
To celebrate,i've uploaded another video to youtube!^___^ here it is!BTW,at least 5 different people tag to acknowledge this celebrations or the next post will not come!
I've changed the blogskin,song to give the blog a whole new look.

Happy Mooncake Festival all!

heard of you're beautiful by james sharp(blunt)? XD
Weird Al made a joke about it too.lyrics below.

My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

listened to Backstreet Boys-I want it way?Weird Al Yankovic made a parody of it.bottom are the lyrics.
yeaaaaaa.
We are on fire we have desires but one is that way,
one backstreet boy is gay.
but we dont want to be mean since now hes a queen,
don't ask please which backstreet boy is gay.

Tell me who: Aint sayin that it's AJ,
Tell me who:Aint sayin that it's Howie,
Tell me who: i never wanna hear you say,
which backstreet boy is gay.

Now i can see him he's in women clothes,
but he dont need an I.U.D yeeeeaaaaaa,
he likes village people hes playin croquet,
his dog a peakin meeeeeeeeeeee.

he is on fire,
his back perspiresssss.
wont say,wont say,wont say: whoss gay.
He's always sayin aint nofin but a butt ache,
aint nofin but a fruit cake,
i never wanna hear u say,
which one of us is gay.

Tell me who:aint sayin that its bryan
Tell me who:aint sayin if ur kevin
Tell me who:He's makin up a suffle,
Which backstreet boy is gay.

O.K we're alllll gay!!!!!!

twilight movie parody.very funny if you've watched the real one!

bowling mistakes.

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I am Wee Shin.
My current favourite subject is chemistry,
and I aspire to be become a teacher :D
I strongly believe that beings who
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