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Be sure to catch all the series of Mad Tv!It's hilarious.

Malaysia Boleh!
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The Americans were very proud that they were the first to use copper telephone wires. They dug 10 metres and found copper wires in use by their ancestors.

Not to be outdone, the French dug 100 metres and found fibre optics! See, we French people were using fibre optics 100 years ago!

The Malaysians were unimpressed. Dr Mahathir ordered his government officials to dig. They dug 10 metres and found nothing. They dug 100 metres and also found nothing. They decided to dig 1000 metres and also found nothing!

Anyway, Dr Mahathir said: Well, this shows that 1000 years ago, we were already using wireless!

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
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> Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
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> Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
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> Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
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> Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
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> Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this
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> urgent matter about?
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> Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was
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> involved in an accident. Know Wan got injured and now Know Wan is being sent
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> to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
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> Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital
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> from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious
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> but i dont have time for this!!!
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> Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
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> Mr Sori : Im Sori.
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> Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
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> Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
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> Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me
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> your name!
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> Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you
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> didnt even give me your name!
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> Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful
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> my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the
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> co. He is Know Buddy.
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> Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about your uncle
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> he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important
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> position in the company.
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> Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't
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> work there.
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> Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of your aunt screws everybody and
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> i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
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> Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
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> Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is your sis! Why in gods name u think I do!?
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> Toot....Toot....Toot.................
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Phua Chu Kang with his 1234567890

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9
back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and
say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2
him but I dont know what he 1".

Sign in the Dark

Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia: Your name on this report card.

At least i updated the blogskin!!!Check out the song.it's nice.

Since Bella tagged me for this quiz,shall do it for fun =P

#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
hmm...probably do things I like and forget the incident.
#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
No more war,killings,poverty.etc.(best everyone to be good guys/gals)
#3. What will your dream wedding be like?
er...something nice and memorable
#4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Hard to say..if my wish above comes true,then i will take this money to bring loved ones for a world trip?=P
#5. What's your ideal lover like?
Someone who doesn't scorn at whatever i says,active,non-mood swinging and fun to be with.
#6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving.Would you like be loved by someone you hate?
#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
Until the time is ripe XD
#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
If it is really impossible to be with the girl,give them they're blessings,and find a nother one who is more suitable.
#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
unhappy things XD
#10. What is the worst you've ever felt these days?
nothing.
#11. What cheers you up the fastest?
Winning people and getting glory XD
#12. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
Drinking beer and taking drugs!(jk!XD)hmmm maybe a scientist?O.O)
#13. Who is currently the most important people to you?
Obviously loved ones.
#14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Er.Kind,funny,cheerful,optimistic and really good at humanities.
#15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
Depends,a lonely world of richest can never achieve happiness,while a life full of love is touching.
#16. What's the first thing you do every morning?
Laze
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
For some,yes.Giving all is good in preserving marriage and relationships,however giving all blindly may backfire and make you more upset.
#18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one whom i enjoy being with most.

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